Zephyr Elf: Mostly harmless.
You can call me Zeke.
Antisocial introvert, stuck in Australia.
Gender neutral. They/them pronouns preferred.
Cold and awkward as fuck
Poly-romantic feminist dirtbag
Hirsute honey, wandering starchilde
I don’t like boys. I don’t like girls. I like wierdos with a personality and a lust for the ugly, bizarre and twisted :3
Mutating now to beat the rush
Obnoxious craft addict
Complete intolerance of humanoid stupidity
Subject of deranged images
Inhuman abhorrance of hair cuttings
Can be bribed with coffee + dead things
I will do what I want. You’re not my real dad.
The Donate button is to my online spare change fund, proceeds will go towards my vital orthodontic treatment & reconstructive jaw surgery. I was attacked by surprise and assaulted simply for the way I look - my attacker was never caught or punished.
Every little bit helps, thank you ♥