Anonymous asked: wanna share a cheese pizza with me??
Anonymous asked: Hey, we don't really know each other but if you just have the Facebook URL open and put /events/317942454940316/ on the end, there's this Adelaide tumblr meet up going on soon if you're interested. I'm not invited to it but you're fairly well known around here so I thought you might like to know..
[[MORE]] Was walking with Alex + Stevie the other day and found a pair of headphones on the ground. They looked in reasonable nick, a bit scuffed and no one was around to ask to claim them, so I put them in my bag; I love pulling apart broken things to find pieces for weird jewellery. I tested them tonight, with my computer speakers, and they worked beautifully. I googled the brand, and turns...
People who try and psyche evaluate me based on my blog & address me with my internet name with their diagnosis’ make me laugh. It’s like you’re telling off a cartoon character. I hope it helps you sleep better at night, because I just eyeroll & baleet :3 :3 :3! Y u so mad 4? XD
YOLO just sounds like something to yell when you’re standing atop a mountain. YOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOHEEEHOOOOOO?
People say to me, ‘Why do you have to criticize religion? It gives people...– Bill Maher (via abigbigglamour)
Anonymous asked: i'm not butthurt i just think you should be more respectful of people's opinions. it'speople like you who make me hate everybody. grow the fuck up.
self-sucking-deactivated2013012 asked: omg can you keep your opinions to yourself that's my opinion please don't give me yours i don't like it
Anonymous asked: oh my fucking god i'm not religious or anything but you have to respect people's opinions. if they want kid themselves that god is real then let them.
Anonymous asked: speaking of bible bashers, the next time I see the street preachers in rundle mall or anywhere else I'm going to destroy their signs.
Anonymous asked: Come live in Perth so we can be best buddies kthnxbye.
Anonymous asked: i read your answer and got an erection.
Anonymous asked: you can sit on my face anytime xo
[[MORE]] Today, all I have eaten is a cookie. I feel like circling this word, a thousand times. Cookie. Lines will obscure it. But I will still be hungry.
Do you know someone who needs hours alone every day? Who loves quiet...– Jonathon Rauch.
Anonymous asked: You're aware of the struggles of POC and non-cis people? HERE'S YOUR FUCKING AWARD.
Anonymous asked: You're aware of the struggles of POC and non-cis people? And you know how to respond and comment on the issues? Okay, I'll be over here falling in love with you. kbye
Phone conversations with Alex at work: “Precisely, if a dude can be straight up and want to get in on open relationship stuff, I wouldn’t have a problem?” “Yeah, I’m getting a little tired of the 5am hug-booty calls. Don’t text me for hugs, text me for fucking. I have all the intimacy I could want and need with you, but like, ‘if you wanna be my lover, you...
Anonymous asked: Why does Steve Irwin suck? I'm not challenging your opinion, I'm just curious.
[[MORE]] Blue lipstick isn’t cheering me. Today is dragging so slowly I think time has actually stopped moving. I just want to cry, but I can’t. Sad dry eyes. Sad husk who can’t even manage proper emotions.
I got out of the shower in a really foul mood and was kind of stomping around the house, being mad at air for existing until I watched this. I fear I may have broken something.
Anonymous asked: Do you answer everything you get in your ask box, or only some things?
All I want is a tattoo on one hand that says ANTI and on the other hand that says PRO so I can just raise a hand to silenty + sagely put my 2c in.
Anonymous asked: MISOGNY IS A STUPID THING TO BE BENT OVER OH LORD
Anonymous asked: Is there a word for people who hate, dislike, or mistrust men because I feel victimized by your anti men rants
xvxavier: If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.