vile-insect:

balanos:

I can’t count the number of times people have thought I was checking them out when I was really just telepathically telling their dogs how handsome and perfect I think they are..

Real life.

Except, by telepathic, of course I mean squealing “CAYOOOOT POOCHINI FLUFFYBUTT!” to myself as I walk past. 

SO MUCH LOVE FOR CRITTERS :D ♥ 

14

May

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This text was reblogged from vile-insect and originally by byebyebalanos-deactivated201302.

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    My life. All of my life. I freak out whenever people bring their dogs into my work, and I got tipped like $7 for...
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    Rowan’s entire life
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  7. tentaclesandteacups reblogged this from vile-insect and added:
    Except, by telepathic, of course I mean squealing “CAYOOOOT POOCHINI FLUFFYBUTT!” to myself as I walk past. SO MUCH LOVE...
  8. silkyowl reblogged this from vile-insect and added:
    especially when I usually say, loudly. "OH! LOOK AT THAT HANDSOME MAN!" "OH ARN’T YOU FIRST CLASS" "ETC"
  9. vile-insect reblogged this from dogmagick and added:
    Real life.