tahlalaliaaa:

queerhairyvag:

pervertsofcolor:

Pegging Rant coming in

3… 2… 1…

Call me silly but I completely REFUSE to fuck a guy in the ass if he is afraid to call it what is it.

ASS SEX.

ANAL SEX.

SEX WITH YOUR ASS.

ANAL PENETRATION.

BUTTFUCKING.

But for me… it will NEVER be pegging. WTF does that even MEAN?

My strap-on is not a peg. It’s a dick. A cock. And sometimes, the Destroyer.

Even when I was doing phone sex and some guy would be like, “I’m really interested in pegging.” I would correct him like, “You mean, you want to be fucked in the ass?”

“Um… pegging… blahblah.”

“DO YOU WANT MY DICK IN YOUR ASSHOLE?”

“Yes, Mistress.”

“Then STFU, bitch.”

I FUCKING HATE THAT PHRASE.

Yes, I know it was made up because Dan Motherfucking Savage made it popular with his abomination of a sex column. Yes, I know it was voted on and picked out of all the other words. Frankly, that just gives me more reasons to never use it. And last time I checked, ASSFUCKING was still the commonly accepted term for when you fuck someone in the ass.

Pegging is a “cutesy” term that had to be created so straight men can have ass sex and still separate themselves from the rest of the buttfucking population.

Why is that? Because the definition has to include a woman penetrating a man with a dildo. So what is the cutesy word for when a man penetrates a woman with a dildo? Or a trans person getting fucked with a dildo? Or a non-binary person getting fucked with a dildo? Shouldn’t it be dildo-ing? Donging, perhaps?

GTFO with that pegging bullshit.

I love anal sex. LOVE IT. It is my favorite thing to do. And I love to give it to people of all genders. But my hard limit is when my favorite activity has to be prettified to suit other people’s homophobia.

Get over it fellas. It’s just buttsex.

Bwahaha best rant. 

This bit is the best if you imagine it being screamed:

“ASS SEX.

ANAL SEX.

SEX WITH YOUR ASS.

ANAL PENETRATION.

BUTTFUCKING.”

The noise I made reading this was utterly inhuman, but this is so relevant, it aches.

(Source: metalsubmit)

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This text was reblogged from avocadobabydoll-deactivated2013 and originally by metalsubmit.

  1. kirasaurusrex reblogged this from pervertsofcolor and added:
    "You clean your bathroom when you have guests over" lawl. Should prolly specify that enemas or douching isn’t necessary....
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  8. prettykinkystuff reblogged this from pervertsofcolor and added:
    Yeah dude, I just call it “fucking.” The end. Also, re: “if it hurts, you are doing it wrong (unless you like that)” …...
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    Lol, never thought of it like that
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    a+ commentary